There's one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent

Is the Space Pope reptilian!? That's the ONLY thing about being a slave. For example, if you killed your grandfather, you'd cease to exist! Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There's only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo!

Ow, my spirit! Kif might! It's toe-tappingly tragic! And from now on you're all named Bender Jr. Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may be…

Yes! In your face, Gandhi!

When I was first asked to make a film about my nephew, Hubert Farnsworth, I thought "Why should I?" Then later, Leela made the film. But if I did make it, you can bet there would have been more topless women on motorcycles. Roll film! I am Singing Wind, Chief of the Martians.

1. Oh right. I forgot about the battle.
2. You guys realize you live in a sewer, right?
3. Hey! I'm a porno-dealing monster, what do I care what you think?

Anyhoo, your net-suits will allow you to experience Fry's worm infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them.

Hello Morbo, how's the family? OK, this has gotta stop. I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can. For example, if you killed your grandfather, you'd cease to exist! Ah, computer dating. It's like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head."

• Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died.
• No argument here.
• Hey, guess what you're accessories to.

WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT!

Oh, I think we should just stay friends. Why did you bring us here? Say it in Russian! When I was first asked to make a film about my nephew, Hubert Farnsworth, I thought "Why should I?" Then later, Leela made the film. But if I did make it, you can bet there would have been more topless women on motorcycles. Roll film!