There's one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent
Ow, my spirit! Kif might! It's toe-tappingly tragic! And from now on you're all named Bender Jr. Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may be...